Course Catalog
Enroll in idleness.
This workshop teaches a single skill: the ability to stop performing your life and start touching reality.
All courses are non-credit. All outcomes are unverifiable. All certificates are forged.
IDLE 101
Advanced Procrastination
Syllabus: how to delay without the spiritual tax of pretending it’s strategy.
NAP 220
Applied Horizontalism
Lab: lying down while maintaining full moral superiority.
AVOID 404
Commitment Not Found
Practicum: the moment you open a doc, panic, and rename it “notes.”
SCROLL 310
Infinite Feed Endurance
Seminar: attention as sacrifice. Thumb as rosary.
WFH 666
Pretending to Work
Studio: setting Slack to “active” while staring into the middle distance.
Office hours
The devil is available 24/7. You are not.
Recommended pace: one ugly artifact per day. No improvements. No explanations.