Course Catalog

Enroll in idleness.

This workshop teaches a single skill: the ability to stop performing your life and start touching reality.

All courses are non-credit. All outcomes are unverifiable. All certificates are forged.

IDLE 101

Advanced Procrastination

Syllabus: how to delay without the spiritual tax of pretending it’s strategy.

NAP 220

Applied Horizontalism

Lab: lying down while maintaining full moral superiority.

AVOID 404

Commitment Not Found

Practicum: the moment you open a doc, panic, and rename it “notes.”

SCROLL 310

Infinite Feed Endurance

Seminar: attention as sacrifice. Thumb as rosary.

WFH 666

Pretending to Work

Studio: setting Slack to “active” while staring into the middle distance.


Office hours

The devil is available 24/7. You are not.

Recommended pace: one ugly artifact per day. No improvements. No explanations.